Turn back now before it’s too late…
You’ve been warned…
Our last guests didn’t fare so well.
We so rarely have guests, and when we do, they never return.
Such a shame, too, as the house is all decorated for the All Things Home Halloween Showcase, where 15 bloggers are sharing their Halloween decorating ideas, recipes, crafts and general mayhem and mischief.
Welcome to our Halloween Hotel of Horror. (Can you tell I’ve had “Hotel California” running through my head all week?)
The table is all set for a feast.
for to dinner will be a real treat…
Please take a seat…
Anywhere you like.
Well, maybe not there.
And the ghosts and poltergeists can get a little upset if someone takes their spot.
I hope you like (blood) red wine. It’s the only thing we drink here!
And I do hope you like organ meats.
If not, perhaps you would prefer something under glass. It’s cook’s speciality.
We don’t have pheasant under glass, but we have some other nice selections.
Come now, let’s return to the table.
It’s getting late, and the candles are melting away.
You wouldn’t like it when it gets dark here.
Our last guest didn’t survive the fright.
May he rest in peace.
Poor man. Those roses are
souvenirs keepsakes from his grave.
I hope we did not tarry too long at dinner, dear visitor.
I’d like to show you around the rest of our home.
Do you like to read, dear guest?
The classics, perhaps?
Or maybe Edgar Allan Poe?
I do enjoy his stories. But the man was quite mad. And I did not like how he disparaged the raven. Nevermore, Mr. Poe. Nevermore!
I keep a few ravens myself. Crows, too. They make wonderful pets.
I enjoy all of God’s creatures.
Brr. Did you feel a chill?
It felt like someone was walking across my grave.
Strange things happen in this house.
Sometimes I feel as if someone is trying to send me a message.
But I am sure it’s just my imagination.
Before you leave, there’s someone I want you to meet.
We’ll find him outside…
Tending to his bats…
…in his Playhouse of Horrors.
He’s so good with the bats.
And yes, they are vampire bats. But they only bite at night.
My boy is such an angel, as you can see.
But I do wish he would keep his lair clean.
We have a little bit of a rat problem.
The zombies are bad here, too.
But we’ve devised a way to keep them out…
I have kept you for far too long. Though, if I had my way, you would never leave.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I must let you go to visit the other All Things Home Halloween Showcase bloggers.
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